you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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