Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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