So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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