I think scott just propositioned me for sex
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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