four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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