I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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