...so i touched it.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Even my vagina gasped.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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