what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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