Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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