Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
50% drunk capacity currently
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
