check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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