I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
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