I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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