i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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