And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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