You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
then he tried to convert me to islam
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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