i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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