Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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