sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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