"it" just moved
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
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Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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