pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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