yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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