is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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