I must be too annoying 4 u.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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