I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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