google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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