How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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