Too much gin, very little bucket
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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