I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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