Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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