You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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