so that wasnt chicken after all
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
