what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
the raccoons are back...
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