What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
the raccoons are back...
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