what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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