There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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