yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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