I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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