So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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