What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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