ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
3pm strippers are depressing
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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