Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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