I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Ketchup is God's man juice
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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