I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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