I wannas sexs uuuuu
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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