About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I forgot wine drunk hurts
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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