Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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