Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
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