So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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