Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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