i just wanna soil my oats bro
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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