Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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