shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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