so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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