problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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