i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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